The me-ness of me…
I guess there’s a lot of b.s. I could totally write in here to sound impressive. I’m, like, a ninja… an uber ninja… assassin. With, like, swords and daggers and shit and I have a 160 IQ and when girls see me, they faint like those weird religious people you see on TV. My teachers all love me, my friends think I’m a god, and when I play my Wii or my Playstation, I pwn everyone I play against.
But… the truth is kind of, sort of a little, eh… more extraordinary anyway.
I’m not typical, I guess. Yeah, I look pretty good, I know, and never have trouble finding a date, but it’s kind of hard to tell the girls I date just who I really am. I’m 18 – almost 19 – but I was raised by a group of people who hovered all around me, telling me I’d do great things one day. Me? Great things? I don’t know. I goof off and wisecrack a lot, which my Dad tells me I got from my Mom, but it seems to be the things I got from my Dad that people are more interested in.
Dad’s a vamp. My other dad, Victor, is one, too. Delilah, Uncle Robin, and my sis Lydia… kinda surrounded by the fang-bearing, but I love ‘em. Especially Delilah. All my life, I was told vampires were pretty evil, nasty things, but I’m glad now I know the truth. Of course, that doesn’t change what else I was told by the Supernatural Order.
I like taking pictures and am learning guitar. I go to college for now, but I know what’s coming for me. Better enjoy the ride until then, huh?
Adios, todos.
John
